Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
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Margaret Mitchell
They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.
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Lewis Black
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness... but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable.
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Steve Maraboli
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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Paula Poundstone
There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.
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Anonymous
More Quotes By John Maynard Keynes
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir?
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